This university strides to provide students with the knowledge necessary to seceded in the field of spokeswhaling. We are the only unofficial official university in The Banana of the Whales that guarantees a retirement fund and pension*. Please give us money to buy these impoverished whales some books that they will never use and we can sell to the pawn shop for $50 dollars a piece so that we can morph into toads and steal bagels from the garbage behind Wall-Mart.
*We don't actually guarantee this but we know that all the spokeswhales die before retirement because they are dumb just like John and so they wont need a pension. |
What is spokeswhaling?
Spokeswhaling is the most respected profession in The Banana of the Whales, as it is representing of the whole whale population. We teach everything a whale needs to know in order to discuss issues and deals to get things and preform trade deal with other species.