This is the unofficial official university of the best of the worst of the Banana of the Whales.
When I was a wee whale, no one was a whale because everyone was a person. I felt so left out because i just didn't feel like i was excepted because i liked pomegranates in my claim chowder. So as a calf i was very disgusted by my human friends choices in food because only Cheetos with broccoli, mayo and banana sandwiches, and spaghetti filled burritos taste god not what they think tastes good. Bitch, peanut butter and jelly and peanut butter and chocolate is so gross. And why do people mix peanut butter with everything like seriously can it ever be alone as a snack because I've talked to peanut butter and it said it really does hate breaking jelly's and chocolate's heart. I mean people make peanut butter into this player and that wants to hurt his girlfriend or boyfriends feelings. IF YOU HAVE NOT TALKED TO PEANUT BUTTER YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HE FEELS. Please for the sake of all whales get your goddamn facts straight ( which peanut butter is not).
Burger King is better than McDonald because McDonald is in the ghetto and it is more expensive than Burger King also Burger King has not become a king yet because he is still a prince. Taco bell is despicable but the government is full of seals and sea lions who love Taco Bell, it is an ongoing problem that is in the process of being eaten. Olive Garden only sells bread stick imported from Guatemala. The bread sticks are kept frozen in a dry ice freezer, and can only be eaten frozen. This sometimes breaks the whales imaginary teeth, so they take a class to prevent this. They learn about George Washington and how he broke his teeth cracking Brazilian nuts. They learn about his mistakes and how to avoid cracking their teeth.